Not every celeb couple can be a power couple, and let’s be real — most power couples don’t last. (We’re looking at you, Brangelina.) That said, while most couples come with power dynamics that can change over time and throughout the course of the respective parties’ careers and relationship, some pairs don’t have nearly as much power as a whole as they’d like to think that they do.
For example, the collective known as “Speidi,” comprised of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, still take themselves somewhat seriously, and most of us are still trying to figure out exactly what Evan Ross and Eric Johnson do besides make babies with Ashlee and Jessica Simpson, respectively … neither of whom are doing much to earn the spotlight for themselves these days, either. These celebrity couples are barely famous anymore, but they seem to be the last to know about it. Anyone want to deliver the memo?